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An old Pirate Island Turtle had removed during his last foray into a whole harem of beautiful belly dancers compound. And he had three son. He decided to leave half of the harem to his eldest son, a quarter in the second and sixth to third. And what will remain, he decided, it will be part of the Spaghetti Monster Driving. And he died. The three brothers met for the accounts. The father had left eleven bellydancers ...
To eldest son, half of the harem: 11 divided by 2 = 5.5 bellydancers. It's boring!
For the second quarter of the harem: 11 divided by 4 = 2.75 bellydancers. That is unfortunate!
For the third, the sixth of the harem: 11divisé by 6 = 1.83 bellydancers. A real massacre!
The share of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it was 0.92 bellydancers.
The group of eleven dancers began to fear for its survival!
Three son threatened to kill each other. The wisest of the three brothers decided to go see Blackbeard. The Pirate said: Calm yourself, I have an idea. I have in my personal harem a beautiful belly dancer who is useless, take it, you can always make me . The brother brought that beautiful belly dancer in the family cave. With the other eleven, it had a harem of twelve belly dancers!
We began sharing.
To eldest son, half of the harem: 12 divided by 2 = 6 belly dancers, although whole!
For the second quarter of the harem: 12 divided by 4 = 3 good full belly dancers!
For the third, the sixth of the harem: 12 divided by 6 = 2 belly dancers, with their eight legs and eight arms!
In total, the three brothers had shared: 6 + 3 + 2, it is 11 belly dancers ..
And yes, there remained one of the beautiful belly dancer Blackbeard. Weird, weird!
So they sacrificed on the altar of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for such was the will of their father.
Verily I say unto you the grace of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as the belly dancer, arrives ... by surprise, with grace, free, without unexpectedly, without being intended it, without feeling pressured to have decided, moreover when you least expect it. As the belly dancer, she is only passing, grace. It goes in one door and out the other. It is a real draft.
Apparently, it is useless.
And yet, it reconciles the brothers separated and allows the survival of the Pirates, and more, all three brothers, received more than expected.
That Flying Spaghetti Monster inspires you in your turn.
Ramen
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