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The Truth about global warming How




Brothers and sisters,

Like everyone, you have found a warmer climate in recent years. We know because we have faith that this is due to the wrath of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to the dramatic decline in the number of Pirates in the world. We know because we have faith that the Pirates are the elect.

Below the convoluted explanations that scientists atheists try to serve the good people. I'll let you laugh at these ignorant fables. You can share them with your friends to show them that the approach of scientists is really incredible, proving therefore that Truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only one to be admissible.


Key findings of the fourth scientific report from the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC)

Human activity

Most of the observed increase in average temperature of world since the mid-twentieth century is very likely due to the observed increase in greenhouse gases emitted by man (+ 90% certainty against 66% in 2001).

We note the precaution of very likely , which simply means that scientists admit their incompetence. Scientists do know not, they assume only. Indeed, the only certainties we have about the world come from the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The observed general warming of the atmosphere and ocean, and the reduction of the mass of ice, support the conclusion that it is extremely unlikely that global climate change of the past 50 years can be explained solely by natural causes.

Again, scientists admit their incompetence. They does not understand that natural causes , as they say, were orchestrated by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Once you realize that, everything becomes perfectly clear.

emissions past and future CO2 will continue to contribute to global warming and rising sea levels for more than a millennium , because of the lifetime of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere.

Bla bla bla ... What is amazing about these people is their ignorance. Everyone knows that if half the people on this planet dressed as a pirate, higher temperatures would cease and it would decrease when all the inhabitants of the world adopt the practices prescribed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Temperatures

Eleven of the last 12 years rank among the 12 warmest years since records are available (1850).

warming has accelerated in recent years: 0.74 degrees hotter in the last 100 years (1906-2005), against 0.6 degrees selected for the 1901-2000 period in the previous report published in 2001.

At the end of the century, temperatures are expected to increase of 1.8 to 4 degrees from 1980-1999. These best estimates are average values, within a wider range of 1.1 to 6.4 degrees (1.4 to 5.8 degrees in the previous report of 2001).

warming tends to reduce the absorption of carbon dioxide (CO2) from land and oceans, further increasing the share of human emissions that remain stationed in the atmosphere.

Ha ha ha! It is obvious that scientists do not understand that they have measured. Well use their methods, since the scientific method is not only to scientists. One can see from the chart above the correlation between rising temperatures and declining number of pirates. This document is striking proof that the fewer pirates, the hotter it gets. The Pastafarianism can also use the tools of science, but it does better than the scientists!

Oceans

Observations since 1961 show that the average temperature of the global ocean has increased to a depth of 3,000 m and the ocean has absorbed more than 80% of the heat added to the climate system .

The warming of the seawater causes its expansion. The level of oceans could, depending on the scenario, rising from 0.18 m to 0.59 m at the end of the century (from 1980-1999).

An average warming of 1.9 to 4.6 ° C compared to the values of the pre-industrial cause the complete disappearance of ice in Greenland, with a consequent rise in sea level of about 7 meters.

The impact of rising temperatures on the ocean is indirect proof of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, because everyone knows that pirates sail where? in bathtubs? scientists in the tubes? No! On the oceans, of course!

Impacts

The greatest warming is expected over land and at high latitudes, and least important should appear in the southern Indian Ocean and parts of the North Atlantic.

The simulations produce a decrease in sea ice in the Arctic and Antarctic for all climate scenarios. For some simulations, the ice disappears almost entirely in the Arctic at the end of the summer in the second part of the 21st century.

Bla bla bla ... It does not matter, since we true believers, will sail on our proud vessels for ransom and loot, so ... But we're not selfish and that our vocation is to reveal the truth to all men of this land, we must at all costs avoid the disappearance of land by increasing our numbers. At the same time, if we were selfish and if we left the sea level rise at vied, there would be nobody to ransom, so ...

Extreme Events

It is very likely that extreme heat, heat waves and heavy events precipitation will continue to become more frequent.

It is "probable that future tropical cyclones (typhoons and hurricanes and) become more intense, with winds up stronger and more intense rainfall.

increases the amounts of precipitation are very likely at high latitudes while decreases are likely in most subtropical land regions (up to about 20% in 2100 for the A1B scenario, the closest projections made by the International Atomic Energy Agency).

It is very likely the thermohaline circulation of the North Atlantic (which includes the Gulf Stream) will slow during the 21st century (- 25% on average according to several models). However, the temperature will continue to increase in the Atlantic region, because of the much larger impact of the greenhouse effect.

And let's go in the likely and probable ... The most curious with these people is their detachment certainties. While with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, nothing is assumed, everything is true, as we showed by the mouth of Bobby Henderson (he is blessed for ever and ever).

Conclusion

I'm sure you've all laughed at the futility of reasoning with two balls of the IPCC scientists atheists. It is time that the credits are awarded to those people used to allow more serious work and more beneficial to humanity, such as making pirate costumes and the construction of proud vessels. It is our responsibility to everyone to write to our MP, our senator, our general counsel or regional, in order to enforce the immediate urgency of the situation. It's the survival of humanity!

All efforts should be concentrated for Pastafarianism has the means to reverse the trend of global warming. We are the only power! Unite! Strengthens us!

Ramen.

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destabilize the evolutionists?

In this portrait, we see Darwin try to close the left eye and attempt to adopt the sinister air pirates, but that is no mistake. His many attempts to try to become Pastafari have all ended in bitter failure, thanks to the vigilance of our brothers and sisters.

First, we must realize that Darwin and his minions want false have a monopoly on science. This type of empowerment is quite typical of evolutionists. On the opposite side of Truth, we Pastafari émesvéristes are convinced that true science can and must do without any materialist approach in his investigations. What matters in research in general and science in particular, is the quest for meaning . Indeed, only a spiritual approach is able to give meaning to existence as opposed to the dryness of the materialist conception of the world that seek to impose scientists in their fall spotted in front of a long succession chess.


The shadows reveal the impotence of scientism

Whether through quantum mechanics and cosmology, everyone realizes that, ultimately, the shadows and contradictory statements abound in responses scientific materialists. Consequently, only metaphysics and spirituality can bridge these gaps and deficiencies in a true scientific approach, that is to say, a scientific approach in search of meaning.
bet that science and search for meaning in the future occupy the majority of research universities, when our rulers will be returned to the evidence that the materialistic scientism solves nothing for humanity.

Scientists so far have merely to outbid in the destruction of man and the planet. Who invented the neutron bomb, defoliants, vaccines killers, plastic bags, which disfigure our countryside and suffocate the dolphins and our children? Scientists ... Who invented the microbes, pollution, viruses, bacteria, or as many plagues that nobody knew before them? Scientists
... Of course, some strong-minded and ignorant will retort that they are also scientists who invented the drugs ... Big deal ... If they had not invented the microbes, there would not need drugs! Whether

said once and for all. Scientists are dangerous people and should leave science to those in search of meaning, that is to say we, Pastafari.


How ridiculing scientists?

Our strategy should be organized along two directions:
1. We must affirm that scientific and religious exhibit similar behavior and that our methodologies are not very distinct;
2. We must prove that the unknowns on the intrinsic nature of matter discredit any approach materialistic world knowledge.

It therefore seeks first to deny the fundamental incompatibility between science and religion by placing them on equal levels of thought and then it sabotages this is what contemporary science. Niark! Niark!


1. Deny the incompatibility between science and religion

Clearly therefore it is considered that the universe is understandable and it obeys universal laws, it is an act of faith, whether one is religious or scientist. It's the same confidence that scientists attach to specialized colleagues working in areas where they are not themselves specialists. They only believe what they said, they are not competent to criticize.

In fact, science and religion are two complementary ways of approaching the same reality, or more exactly the same description of reality. Reality as such is not accessible, let alone consider its image. Scientists are not being developed models whose merits are not accessing the real but, more modestly, to describe it. From there, the spiritual takes over and fills the void left by scientists, caring sense.

Finally, the law of gravitation of Newton and parables found in religious texts are similar: they manage to make available the real, describing in a manner comprehensible to everyone. It's the same for the interdependence and impermanence. But while science can not go further than the description, the spiritual dares ask the question: Why Is that so? Being the only way to respond, through the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, she is the only approach capable of understanding the world as a whole physical and metaphysical.

We can conclude from this first approach that the similarity of human behavior as the methodologies used to place science and spirituality at least the same level of validity and respectability. Therefore, believers are quite capable of adopting a scientific approach, having acquired through their religious practice a requirement level comparable to that required of scientists.


2. Undermine the foundations of contemporary science

As the relation of mind to matter is complex, it is illogical to assume that the mind is the product of matter as it shapes it by describing it. This argument is based on the scientific approach to particle physics, which warns about the inevitable interaction between the observer and the observed object.

To use all the tools of human intelligence, it would allow subjectivity to take its place in scientific work. Rationality would have everything to gain. Thus, the integration of a theological reflection in the scientific approach - reflecting, for example, the role of the divine in the emergence of the cosmos - could enrich the scientific method.

In this sense, cosmology carries a lot of news in this area. It could provide an answer to the anthropic principle, namely:
The existence of human life it is the product of chance (with the demanding need for the physical constants have exactly the values they have) or it obeys a plan that could then be described as divine ?

We see science is incomplete until it has integrated its metaphysical approaches.

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Relations Invisible Pink Unicorn




A zealous fervent worship of the Invisible Pink Unicorn writes:
I know that some misunderstandings between our two faiths, so I asked this question a follower of the Unicorn Invisible Pink Can suggest a recipe so that your followers are less fortunate, less cooks can make all the same feast and communion from the simple (but good) way with The Holy Noodle?


Our response

Delicious meat follower of paganism,

It was proposed long ago a syncretic combination of our two religions on the occasion of communion in the form of pasta pink. This ecumenism of good quality seemed quite appropriate, our religions are all love.

However, if some of our fans who like pasta with salmon, the most radical of them do not undertake to recognize false gods in their canonical practice. Recall here that the communion is the manifestation of the direct relationship between our Creator and his creatures and can not therefore be any place in this sacramental union to mythology, she was as graceful and fragrant as the Invisible Pink Unicorn of.

Nevertheless, the worship of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is, among all other monotheistic mythologies, which would be closest to the true religion, namely that of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (the noodles gently caress you Pâtafiolles forehead) . Therefore, one can envisage a common sharing of the Holy paste between followers of both faiths, if it is not intended to devote a disguised way to worship Imperceptible pinkness rampant.

same time, the intake of roses oblige pasta nothing to the Unicorn follower of the Invisible Pink (gays its hooves resonate in your heart) to a cult that is not hers. Indeed, the Flying Spaghetti Monster invites everyone to conversion in his secret soul, not by forcing it through violence or cunning, like other religions unscrupulous, but making him the truth shining through the example set by his followers of their qualities, including clothing.

Therefore, once these recommendations considered by the followers of both faiths, we can actually consider sharing food together in the form of spaghetti roses. If repetition

formula brought the commensals to share more than just a noodle dish, the question arises of faith in which the fruit of their love would be awake. But here is another question doctrine.

dough is with you!