Friday, July 4, 2008

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Appearances of Flying Spaghetti Monster


Appearance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on a pumpkin pie. Genuine
and without cheating.


Brothers and sisters,

You know, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is present always and everywhere. It is in our midst. And even if his presence is invisible, it is undeniable. The invisible. This quality consubstantial with the divine nature of our Creator is attested by all believers. Thus, when a plate of communion pasta every Friday, do they not feel His presence filled the end of the meal? Communion is indeed the first sign of love's invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster.

invisible and supernatural action of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is every day around us. So few people know that through His invisible appendages noodles that Flying Spaghetti Monster keeps us on the ground. Is this not sufficient proof of His love? Without him, we float in space like balloons. Praised be He!

Sometimes, to strengthen our faith, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is engaged in several appearances. We true believers have not need these events. But some of our brothers and sisters in the faith wavering, and the incredulous and members of other religious movements less credible, need to see some truth in the face. Thus, we all saw his event on the photos of fireworks on July 4th in the U.S. and at home July 14.

Contrary to the false gods, ours does not reveal itself in three children in a dark cave or corner of an adult in the shadows of a monastic cell, and when it occurs, is the largest number in order to assert that He is the One and Only. Thus, Pat (a very pretty name Pastafarians) a believer in our church, he wrote us to give us a demonstration of His presence at a concert of music. He saw, like the thousands of spectators and millions of users who share this video, a demonstration of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the hair of the singer, meat balls included. Just look .

Some skeptics have seen the divine manifestations in the presence of aliens, which we highly doubt. (Our religion is reasonable and rational and it is not encumbered with superstitions of a bygone age.) Therefore, after reading this article Francis Brown, we fell from the clouds. This gentleman claims that the manifestations of the Virgin (mere illusions, of course) could be explained by the existence of extraterrestrials. Read more:
The first reason to stop on that assumption now is that the existence of these aliens can not be doubted. The general public still does not seem to know [...]. This ignorance is even more amazing regarding the apparitions of the Virgin for the aliens, because nobody has ever tried to hide these apparitions. There was even, despite everything, some echoes in the international press. Ignoring these signs given by God to wealth comes only from what they do not interest anyone in our world of pleasure and consumerism. To the aliens, this ignorance is excusable because, in their case there is a fierce determination all international forums to block any information and ridicule those who try to break this silence.

We all laugh at such nonsense. Indeed, we know that the aliens do not exist any more than the other gods and their acolytes. All these visions are generated by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in trouble minds the most sensitive. But let us fear for them, soon they will know and they will see.

Ramen

Thursday, July 3, 2008

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The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster




It's wonderful, wonderful!

I'm reading The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ! I like The Truth in my own hands! It's wonderful, wonderful!
When I asked the sales clerk at the bookstore Mollat (Bordeaux - France) The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster she seemed taken aback. So I told him about our God, our religion, and Pirates of the Volcano of beer ... And presto! She was immediately converted!

What is great in Pastafarianism is the speed at which non-believers and other infidels agree to convert, without even discuss, our belief is so obvious ...

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is available in all good bookshops and good libraries and has been since time immemorial. Proof: This stone full of hieroglyphics (see photo) is the catalog of the Library of Alexandria (Alexandra) and our gospel is already there! May His Holy

Noodle always touch you and everywhere.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

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2008 Gold Medal for geneticist Jean Weissenbach





According Libe :

2008 Gold Medal of the CNRS was awarded the geneticist Jean Weissenbach, the source of the first human genetic map with high resolution. This board, established in 1996, is a reference tool that has uncovered hundreds of genes associated with genetic diseases, and to develop screening tests.

Weissenbach, 62, also participated in the project to sequence the human genome (Genoscope, he directs since 1997, was responsible for the sequencing of chromosome 14) and has developed techniques of exploratory genome of model organisms, such as those of the fly Drosophila (fly or vinegar) and rice.

At the request of the Institut Pasteur, Weissenbach sequenced Anopheles, the mosquito that causes malaria. He has also sequenced the vine, for the National Institute of Agronomic Research (INRA), the idea of creating vine varieties resistant to pathogens and reduce pesticide use.
He said that the human genome in 2000 to 30,000 genes (one speaks today of 25,000), instead of the 100,000 previously supposed.


And that's where we burst out laughing. This so-called science has been rewarded for ridiculing of a sudden one all his colleagues who said nonsense for years with their history of 100 000 genes in the genome (why not 200,000 or a million ...).
How can we trust the scientists, whose sweeping assertions dealt out to protect their white blouses with stiff air of those who think themselves superior to uneducated journalists who take their word for blessed bread are a few months later refuted by other scientists more starchy than the previous?

Fortunately, with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, we avoid doing evil and believe themselves superior to the rest of the world. We, the Pastafari, are the elect, that's all. And we just do not care genome y su cuñado Bartolo. We know everything there is to know about the Creation and Paradise and our version has not changed one iota since the revelation. For the rest, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will provide.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

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Kukg Fu Panda, a film Pastafarians? Events




How to overcome his fears and complex to believe in yourself, to realize its ambitions to reach beyond the ideal? How can we forget his prejudices on others to give them a chance and see them flourish? Like letting her child go and find his own way while helping on this path?

These issues, many followers of the Holy Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the raised and are all found in their faith that apply. Today, these issues are those of an animated panda became a hero and a sage with a lot of work on itself and ... a secret recipe of noodles ...

Ha ha! The Flying Spaghetti Monster comes in through the back door in a blockbuster designed ... It's very clever from Him. Thus, His appendix noodles surreptitiously seeps in young minds. The children soon, will identify with their heroes and become stuffed noodle sellers to turn ... the great movement towards spaghettisation souls is engaged!

Ramen!